Full Sister Name:
Sister Cuminja Wrasse on a Bed of Wild Rocket (It's of German origin ... not)

Any other names or nicknames:
Cum, Cumin, Web Bitch

Secular Occupation:
Bar Fly and an expert in the consensual juxtapositioning of the oricular orbis muscles

Date of Birth:
Sometime in last century

Hometown:
Somewhere north of Watford ... that should narrow it down a bit

When and why did you come to London?
Oh I keep coming and going. The city keeps draging me back (that not DRAG per se). Been back in the Smoke since 2005.

Date of joining the Order:
Hung around holding handbags pretty much since the House re-started in 2007. Formally became a Guard in August 2008 and made the transition to Sister in the new year.

When and how did you discover your calling?
It was one of two things. It may have been Sister Sissy wolf-whistling when I bent over to pick up a handbag. However, I believe that I was kidnapped by a group of insurgent papal commandos whilst sipping a quiet Sherry in Comptons and brainwashed. If it hadn't been for a daring rescue operation by the Sisters anti-clerical unit I may never have seen the light.

I still have terrible flashbacks (I'm sure one of those men in black had a cute arse!) ... but then that could just be the gin talking. Where am I ...?

Who is your Godmother?
I'm a lucky nun and have two. Until she astrally projected to the Manchester House I was looked after by Sister Sissy Phillys Shepherdess of France - and well looked after too. I now have Sister Angel Pops as my Step-Godmother. And Ooo she's a strict one too!

Religious beliefs (if any)?
If there is a God, she has far more to worry about than where someone sticks their cock.

Goals and Apirations:
To be arrested by a stunningly attractive policeman for something truely outrageous

Rules by which you live:
Work, rest, love, play ... and don't be boring - get laid occasionally.

Life Lessons?
Never park a red car under trees that have pigeons roosting in them.